In January
My fish died and for 20 days
I cried and lamented.


In February
My best friend said I was crazy
and extremely demented.


In March
I moved into my new home.
I couldn’t buy so I rented.


In April
I won an award, but wasn’t there
when it was presented.


In May
My new neighbour’s loud music
caused me to be tormented.


In June
My best friend said he was
going to have me committed.


In July
I found out that I was
sexually oriented.


In August
I did a very small sin,
but never repented.


In September
I found an antique gold coin
and had it re-minted.


In October
The red wine I made last year,
finally fermented.


In November
I agreed I was crazy. I meant it
and consented to be committed.


In December
My best friend died
and I did nothing.